The King of Wishful Thinking: Archive

We Found Derp....

in a Herpless place.

Feb 25th

When I was a kid, I didn't have a laptop, iPod,... →

Feb 22nd

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I was once a universe: the folly of netbooks →

regulardez: I dont know why i thought this would work…. but i downloaded this MMORPG on to my computer (my netbook) because I’ve seen other people at school playing MMO’s on their netbooks but of course with my luck i download the game, create my account and make my character and i get very excited to play… nah bro lol trying to play mmos on netbook is like tryna watch youtube on a vcr

Feb 18th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Oh Tumblr

only you understand me lol

Feb 15th

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Feb 14th

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The Beatles: And when I touch you I feel happy inside. It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
Led Zeppelin: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Guns n Roses: She's got a smile it seems to me. Reminds me of childhood memories. Where everything. Was as fresh as the bright blue sky. Now and then when I see her face. She takes me away to that special place.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)

Feb 13th

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Finding out that your mom has friends who have...

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

Feb 12th

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Feb 11th

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T-T

Just sneezed so hard i hurt my balls

Feb 10th

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Feb 9th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 26th

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Facebook down? cries

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 20th

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Jan 18th

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When people get mad at you for correcting their...

thatfunnyblog: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

Jan 15th

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Jan 15th

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Jan 14th

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You can make Skittles Vodka

did-you-kno: Instructions 1. Separate your skittles into colours 2. Mix 60 skittles and approx. 180mL vodka in empty water bottles 3. Shake the bottles well and leave them overnight. 4. Lots of white residue will be left, filter this out using a coffee filter or similar. Depending how viscous it is you may have to repeat this step. 5. Chill (in freezer) and serve. The picture was taken...

Jan 14th

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Jan 13th

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Jan 12th

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Jan 12th

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Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

inkless-tattoos: I say “fuck” more than five times an hour.

Jan 12th

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Jan 9th

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Jan 7th

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Jan 6th

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Jan 5th

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Why does this always happen on Facebook?

Status: I just had a sandwich. It was delicious.

Comment (from relative over the age of 40): Hello Jim! I hope you're doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to visit? Your Uncle Jeff and I can't wait to see you again. We've got plenty of chores for you to do up here to help around the house. LOL! Just kidding Jim! How's your mother? I hope you're helping her out and being a good kid! But I have nothing to worry about, you're always a great kid! LOL! Hope all is well.

Jan 3rd

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Jan 3rd

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Jan 2nd

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Dec 31st

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 26th

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Christmas: Then and now...

Then: Now: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

Dec 26th

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males-best-friend: claire-huxtable: i swear yall buy expensive cameras just to take a mirror pic for tumblr to let everyone know you own an expensive camera.

Dec 26th

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